Hayasaka Kohei - Unaffected and Sincere, with Fortitude and Vigor

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Hit it to Fix it | 3* Card Story
*translated using various jp dictionaries, mistakes may be made ^^"

~ Location: Fujin RIZING's Share House ~

Fuuta: Why did it stop working?! I want to see the rest of it!

Misaki: Damn it...not again! I can't wait to replace this piece of crap!

Kohei: ...What're you guys doing, clinging onto the TV like that?

Fuuta: Aah! Kou-niichan! Listen! We were watching baseball and suddenly it turned off!

Misaki: You piece of shit TV! Show some guts!

Kohei: No, you can't get mad at the TV. Let me have a look. In this kind of situation...

SFX: [Bang!] (...he hits the TV)

Fuuta: Wai- Kou-niichan?! If you hit it that hard, it'll break?!

Kohei: It's okay. There's a saying that if you hit the TV, it will fix itself...hm?

Fuuta: Wh...what's wrong?

Kohei: ...the TV lost power

Misaki: Uwoooo?! What are you doing Kounii! What are we going to do about the baseball game?!

Kohei: What if the power happened to go out? If you hit it again...

Fuuta: Wait a minute! If you hit it like that, the TV will finally break!

Misaki: Fuuta's right! Besides, don't you have trouble with appliances?!

Kohei: A little harder tapping should fix it

Misaki: Did you just say "should"?!

Fuuta: That saying was from the old days, like in the Showa era when you could fix things by hitting them! This is the Reiwa era now?!

Kohei: Should I hit it in a "Reiwa" style way?

Fuuta: What do you mean "Reiwa style"?!

SFX: [Bang!] (...he hit the TV again)

Kohei: ...Smells like something's burning

Fuuta and Misaki: Seriously, stop it alreadyyyyyyy!!!