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Hit it to Fix it | 3* Card Story
*translated using various jp dictionaries, mistakes may be made ^^"
~ Location: Fujin RIZING's Share House ~
Fuuta: Why did it stop working?! I want to see the rest of it!
Misaki: Damn it...not again! I can't wait to replace this piece of crap!
Kohei: ...What're you guys doing, clinging onto the TV like that?
Fuuta: Aah! Kou-niichan! Listen! We were watching baseball and suddenly it turned off!
Misaki: You piece of shit TV! Show some guts!
Kohei: No, you can't get mad at the TV. Let me have a look. In this kind of situation...
SFX: [Bang!] (...he hits the TV)
Fuuta: Wai- Kou-niichan?! If you hit it that hard, it'll break?!
Kohei: It's okay. There's a saying that if you hit the TV, it will fix itself...hm?
Fuuta: Wh...what's wrong?
Kohei: ...the TV lost power
Misaki: Uwoooo?! What are you doing Kounii! What are we going to do about the baseball game?!
Kohei: What if the power happened to go out? If you hit it again...
Fuuta: Wait a minute! If you hit it like that, the TV will finally break!
Misaki: Fuuta's right! Besides, don't you have trouble with appliances?!
Kohei: A little harder tapping should fix it
Misaki: Did you just say "should"?!
Fuuta: That saying was from the old days, like in the Showa era when you could fix things by hitting them! This is the Reiwa era now?!
Kohei: Should I hit it in a "Reiwa" style way?
Fuuta: What do you mean "Reiwa style"?!
SFX: [Bang!] (...he hit the TV again)
Kohei: ...Smells like something's burning
Fuuta and Misaki: Seriously, stop it alreadyyyyyyy!!!
*translated using various jp dictionaries, mistakes may be made ^^"
~ Location: Fujin RIZING's Share House ~
Fuuta: Why did it stop working?! I want to see the rest of it!
Misaki: Damn it...not again! I can't wait to replace this piece of crap!
Kohei: ...What're you guys doing, clinging onto the TV like that?
Fuuta: Aah! Kou-niichan! Listen! We were watching baseball and suddenly it turned off!
Misaki: You piece of shit TV! Show some guts!
Kohei: No, you can't get mad at the TV. Let me have a look. In this kind of situation...
SFX: [Bang!] (...he hits the TV)
Fuuta: Wai- Kou-niichan?! If you hit it that hard, it'll break?!
Kohei: It's okay. There's a saying that if you hit the TV, it will fix itself...hm?
Fuuta: Wh...what's wrong?
Kohei: ...the TV lost power
Misaki: Uwoooo?! What are you doing Kounii! What are we going to do about the baseball game?!
Kohei: What if the power happened to go out? If you hit it again...
Fuuta: Wait a minute! If you hit it like that, the TV will finally break!
Misaki: Fuuta's right! Besides, don't you have trouble with appliances?!
Kohei: A little harder tapping should fix it
Misaki: Did you just say "should"?!
Fuuta: That saying was from the old days, like in the Showa era when you could fix things by hitting them! This is the Reiwa era now?!
Kohei: Should I hit it in a "Reiwa" style way?
Fuuta: What do you mean "Reiwa style"?!
SFX: [Bang!] (...he hit the TV again)
Kohei: ...Smells like something's burning
Fuuta and Misaki: Seriously, stop it alreadyyyyyyy!!!